It is an honor to have been nominated into the company of so many great men, an honor that I feel I have yet to live up to. In America the merging of media and popular culture has produced a type of politics that is the future of Global Democracy. If I have no accomplishments worthy of my opponents, be assured that a vote for me secures a type of Democracy where everyone watches and no one participates. I would like to thank my mentor, Ronald Reagan who had shown the world celebrity is to be taken very seriously. I would like to also thank Fox News, Hollywood, the Times, and the BSkyB for using fame to create news.

Accomplishments:
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