Work, work, work, I am almost German. Work will set
you free! The charges against me include money laundering, tax evasion,
bribery and complicity to murder. What the judges do not realize is that
I am untouchable. The kinds of politics I represent are completely new.
My people love me; I bought the votes of the elderly through free teeth,
the votes of the youth through my knowledge of football, and the votes
of everyone else through my audacity. In fact, what I want, I buy. This
is the truth of today's vote. Politics are tied to celebrity, and in Italy,
I am famous. What do Judges know? What do you know? Vote for me. Just
do it, maybe you will get a free television, everyone needs one.