KIM JONG IL
While many Heads of States have experience and education
that remains only in the realm of politics, I understand that to be a
complete person means to diversify one.s interests. In order to get the
most out of life one needs more than power. I believe that today's world
is shaped by Image more than anything else. This is why I am so careful
in maintaining my own Image. If nothing else, I am cool! I
have written no less than six operas in the span of two years, and designed
a towering building in the center of our capital. I wear platform shoes
and perm my hair. In addition to being a playboy and artist, I take my
role as Supreme Leader very seriously, most recently resuming our Nuclear
Program. With an understanding that terrorists are cool, I have adopted
some of their strategies, masterminding
the bombing of an airliner, as well as one of a building in Rangoon that
relieved me of several of my enemies. Be Cool! Vote for Kim Jong Il!
- Best looking Chief of State.
- Consistent in keeping my region of Asia unstable.
- Established a domestic policy of Poverty and Starvation.
- Recently landed my country on the prestigious Axis of Evil.
PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA