HELP stands for Home Emergency
Lifeline Patrol, a special surveillance force that operates to protect
your personal life from threats. The mission of the HELP is to provide
the highest level of safety, service, surveillance, and security to
the Global Citizens, and to assist global governmental agencies during
emergencies when requested.
By signing our guest book with your request for help, certain information about you will be automatically logged in our HELP records. Generally, the requests for help we receive are separated according to the color code that matches our Global Security Code and your Global Citizenship status, and we ask that you think carefully before signing our guest book.
I don't know what to do...my secretary is Persian and she always speak persian on the phone and giggling...
Gondor, United States of GREAT America. - Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 14:24:50 (PST)
I saw a monkey, I think its a terrorist...
- Saturday, January 08, 2005 at 14:37:43 (PST)
Let Justice Prevail! I suspect that this tsunami is God's punishment to non-Christian.
Wachington D.C., U.S.A. - Friday, January 07, 2005 at 17:07:03 (PST)
You are a moron
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 15:09:56 (PST)
I am afraid that satan is going to come and fuck me in the ass...
- Friday, December 09, 2005 at 15:06:30 (PST)
Why Bush is winning, WTF? Whats wrong with you guys?
- Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 01:03:56 (PDT)
I am afraid to leave the house. All I want to do is watch the news and see what color the terror alert is. I see that your poll uses colors like the terror alert colors. It scares me. HELP.
Chicago, - Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 20:20:02 (PDT)
I look like Saddam Hussein, at a wedding recently, a photographer was fired for paying more attention to me than the bride and groom. Should the photographer also be deported? to where?
Pixie Kitchen <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Berlin, Germany - Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 13:21:42 (PDT)
C2 CocaCola is very good, 1/2 carb 1/2 sugar, at least it's better than cigarette!
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:14:02 (PDT)
I am a wedding photographer and I find out that in my last wedding job I saw someone that looks like Saddam Hussein...what should I do?
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 12:09:58 (PDT)